I've grown up, and it's not necessary for someone to take care of me. I won't even cling to that person even if he's the most handsome lad on Earth. Actually, that's a lie. I can look after myself, but I want to cling on someone in exchange of shaggi...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I'm happy living a good life every day. I'm happy that I'm still strong even though I'm quadragenarian. Despite my age, my fanny has a lot of hot milk you can have and my body would be the sweetest thing you've ever tasted.

Fun, flirting, and lots of fuck sessions. Those three things are what I want right at this moment. And I am here because I had a strong feeling that this is where I'm gonna find the lad who can give me those things. I just really hope that I felt it ...

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

I work in the sports department, so it's normal to see sexy athletes, almost starkers. The problem is I can't taste them even though my tongue is telling me to lick that sweat off their body. We should not flirt with them if we don't want to leave fo...