Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Well, I have beautiful skin and ardent lips that are irresistible. I enjoy teasing and make my man feel mint. Every night, I go to wanking chariot wearing my silk nightgown. It feels mint especially if I get to remove it in front of a randy man.

When I was younger, my cunt have been ripped apart by savage men. I miss those days. I miss being harrassed while in public. I miss their filthy whispers. I wish I could experience it one last time before my bones become weak.

A lass like me is in need of a man who can fulfill all my carnal desires and fantasies. I don't want a man who is all mouth and trousers. I don't want someone who is only good at words but never in actions. Instead, I want a man who has what it takes...

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

When I was a kid I loved going to Disneyland because of all the extreme fun that I can experience there. But now that I am an adult, I don't need to go to Disneyland just to experience that. I just need to go inside the bedroom with a dishy lad by my...