I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I worked as an exotic dancer in my early years, I loved every night I was on stage and I was fairly good at it. But, of course, that was eons ago and always chockfull of fond memories. Though I must say I still have a lot of dance moves left in me.

Not that person who steals her partner's food when she couldn't decide what to order. Well, sometimes I do, but I don't proceed to eat all of the food he ordered. When I do reach for his food, it's to have a taste of it and decide if I want it too.

Love has no place in my life right now. My daily routine is stressful enough, so I don't want to add something that may serve as fuel to the fire. I am here to have fun and fool around. I don't want to be in a serious relationship yet. The only thing...

I'm turning on the vibrator while typing this. You may say I'm a pervert which I won't deny. To find another pervert here will give me extreme happiness. For sure, destiny will let us find each other. Send me a message if you happen to find me first.