Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

When I was younger, my cunt have been ripped apart by savage men. I miss those days. I miss being harrassed while in public. I miss their filthy whispers. I wish I could experience it one last time before my bones become weak.

Open-minded and loves to go on adventures to try new things. A classy lady in the morning and a wild lass at night. A certified food lover who doesn't need to go on a diet because she can eat what she wants without getting fat.

I'm a big fan of toys, especially now that there are a lot to choose from. Back then it was either your hands or a spare toothbrush. I would often spend a whole afternoon looking for a new toy to buy and feel like a giddy lass when I find something I...