I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

My seductive body promises nights of undeniably hot sex affairs. I'm like a cake that has the power to satisfy one's libido. At the same time, I'm like a hot sauce that has the prowess to make you sweat.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

I am beautiful as a doll and hot as fire. I am affectionate as our furry friends but I’m still single and looking for a man who can give me all the attention I want. If you want to be fully entertained for one night, then write me something.

I'm happy living a good life every day. I'm happy that I'm still strong even though I'm quadragenarian. Despite my age, my fanny has a lot of hot milk you can have and my body would be the sweetest thing you've ever tasted.