I wish I could control myself from having lots of wild thoughts when I see a man. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so bloody thirsty every time. Is there someone who can quench my thirst here or should I search somewhere?

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

I'm happy living a good life every day. I'm happy that I'm still strong even though I'm quadragenarian. Despite my age, my fanny has a lot of hot milk you can have and my body would be the sweetest thing you've ever tasted.

I'm bold and daring. I travel by myself. When on the road, I don't use GPS. I love to communicate, so when I'm unsure of the location of a certain lovely place I stop and ask people. I've also tried kissing a stranger along the way.

I'm not sure why I am here but one way to put it is that I've been having unusual carnal desires that need to be fulfilled right away. Some of those desires are extraordinary and very uncommon. If you're a lad who's curious about them and you're will...