Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I wish I could control myself from having lots of wild thoughts when I see a man. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so bloody thirsty every time. Is there someone who can quench my thirst here or should I search somewhere?

There are times when I think about my younger years and I couldn't help but be sad because I wasn't able to do things that I want such as joining places like this. Anyway, I came here because I want to flirt and get dirty with any bloke who's availab...

I'm not a complicated lass who does not know what she wants in life. Also, I'm not a choosy babe who has extremely high standards in men. The only thing that I want is for someone to please every inch of my body in various ways.

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...