Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

Graphic designer and a video editor. I work at home, so it's quiet and lonely. I want my life to be seasoned with the best spices in the world. My fanny is literally complaining for my lack of getting off with a fit bloke.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Don't be too overconfident in yourself. There is a thin line separating confidence and arrogance. You should never cross that line if you want to be with me. Let your actions speak louder than your words. Don't just tell me that you admire me. You sh...

I'm happy living a good life every day. I'm happy that I'm still strong even though I'm quadragenarian. Despite my age, my fanny has a lot of hot milk you can have and my body would be the sweetest thing you've ever tasted.

Why shouldn't I introduce myself when all I want is a great shag with the one who's willing? We all came here for that, didn't we? Besides, where's the fun in knowing everything about me before we even exchange messages. Wouldn't it be better if we t...