A lass like me has been wandering around in places like this to find someone who can grant the wishes and desires of my fanny. I want a bloke who can keep me satisfied in bed with no reservations or anything.

I'm not sure why I am here but one way to put it is that I've been having unusual carnal desires that need to be fulfilled right away. Some of those desires are extraordinary and very uncommon. If you're a lad who's curious about them and you're will...

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Graphic designer and a video editor. I work at home, so it's quiet and lonely. I want my life to be seasoned with the best spices in the world. My fanny is literally complaining for my lack of getting off with a fit bloke.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.