I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

Men say I'm brilliant, creative, and funny. Those are all true. I just hope they also know my good skills in bed. I'm aware that I have the face of an angel, but I have my other side I only unleash in bed.

I'm energetic, cocksure, and calm. I believe that opportunities shouldn't be pass, seek enjoyment and happiness in a way, don't yeh agree? My kind of enjoyment is having a mafted man bring me all kinds of pleasure, from a passionate snog to thrusting...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

Having a glass of wine before tucking myself in bed has been the routine I developed ever since I divorced my husband of 27 years recently. Now it has me thinking that maybe I look into pulling lads who want to try shagging sophisticated ladies inste...