I wish I could control myself from having lots of wild thoughts when I see a man. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so bloody thirsty every time. Is there someone who can quench my thirst here or should I search somewhere?

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I'm happy living a good life every day. I'm happy that I'm still strong even though I'm quadragenarian. Despite my age, my fanny has a lot of hot milk you can have and my body would be the sweetest thing you've ever tasted.

Don't be too overconfident in yourself. There is a thin line separating confidence and arrogance. You should never cross that line if you want to be with me. Let your actions speak louder than your words. Don't just tell me that you admire me. You sh...

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

Look at my eyes, and see what's inside. Can you see it? Can you feel it? I don't expect you to be a mind reader because honestly only few people have that ability, but my heart prays for you to know what I badly need right now.