Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

Finding a casual affair. Nothing serious nor any kind of string attached. Someone that'll show me that I'm still desirable despite the years that piled on, I want to be ravished and fucked hard. I'm no fragile lady that you need to be careful with.

My seductive body promises nights of undeniably hot sex affairs. I'm like a cake that has the power to satisfy one's libido. At the same time, I'm like a hot sauce that has the prowess to make you sweat.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

When I was younger, my cunt have been ripped apart by savage men. I miss those days. I miss being harrassed while in public. I miss their filthy whispers. I wish I could experience it one last time before my bones become weak.