I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

Please be kind to me. I am an innocent lady looking for a man who can teach her a thing or two about sex. I grew up in a conservative family, so I didn't have a lot of opportunities to explore my sexuality. I hope I can find a bloke who is willing to...

Bear in mind that a lady does not always act like her age and I'm one of them. I'm still youthful at heart and always up for mischievous adventures, especially in the bed. I'm quite a learner too, though spanks sound very appealing.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Packed with lips as kissable as cotton candy, I have got nothing to offer but my unmatched talents in bed. My looks plus my special talents will captivate any man, triggering him to have all of me again and again.

Look at my eyes, and see what's inside. Can you see it? Can you feel it? I don't expect you to be a mind reader because honestly only few people have that ability, but my heart prays for you to know what I badly need right now.