When I was younger, my cunt have been ripped apart by savage men. I miss those days. I miss being harrassed while in public. I miss their filthy whispers. I wish I could experience it one last time before my bones become weak.

Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

Finding a casual affair. Nothing serious nor any kind of string attached. Someone that'll show me that I'm still desirable despite the years that piled on, I want to be ravished and fucked hard. I'm no fragile lady that you need to be careful with.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

I am here to look for a lad who can make me the happiest woman in bed. I want to find someone who will not only please me until I cum but will also cuddle with me until I fall asleep. I just hope I find that person any time soon.