Let's not waste our time talking about random things. I want to get straight down to business. Tease me as I've never been teased before, and I will flirt with you all night long. My mind is full of naughty fantasies, and you are more than welcome to...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

I'm not a complicated lass who does not know what she wants in life. Also, I'm not a choosy babe who has extremely high standards in men. The only thing that I want is for someone to please every inch of my body in various ways.

A lass like me has been wandering around in places like this to find someone who can grant the wishes and desires of my fanny. I want a bloke who can keep me satisfied in bed with no reservations or anything.

Don't be too overconfident in yourself. There is a thin line separating confidence and arrogance. You should never cross that line if you want to be with me. Let your actions speak louder than your words. Don't just tell me that you admire me. You sh...