I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Finding a casual affair. Nothing serious nor any kind of string attached. Someone that'll show me that I'm still desirable despite the years that piled on, I want to be ravished and fucked hard. I'm no fragile lady that you need to be careful with.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I'm a hot momma with an adventurous personality. I've been exploring various places where there are lots of men so hungry to have me piece by piece. I've had so many erotic memories from travelling, and I look forward to collecting more.

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...