A lass like me is in need of a man who can fulfill all my carnal desires and fantasies. I don't want a man who is all mouth and trousers. I don't want someone who is only good at words but never in actions. Instead, I want a man who has what it takes...

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Don't be too overconfident in yourself. There is a thin line separating confidence and arrogance. You should never cross that line if you want to be with me. Let your actions speak louder than your words. Don't just tell me that you admire me. You sh...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...