Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

Love has no place in my life right now. My daily routine is stressful enough, so I don't want to add something that may serve as fuel to the fire. I am here to have fun and fool around. I don't want to be in a serious relationship yet. The only thing...

Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

A lass like me is in need of a man who can fulfill all my carnal desires and fantasies. I don't want a man who is all mouth and trousers. I don't want someone who is only good at words but never in actions. Instead, I want a man who has what it takes...

I wish I could control myself from having lots of wild thoughts when I see a man. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so bloody thirsty every time. Is there someone who can quench my thirst here or should I search somewhere?

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...