Graphic designer and a video editor. I work at home, so it's quiet and lonely. I want my life to be seasoned with the best spices in the world. My fanny is literally complaining for my lack of getting off with a fit bloke.

I worked as an exotic dancer in my early years, I loved every night I was on stage and I was fairly good at it. But, of course, that was eons ago and always chockfull of fond memories. Though I must say I still have a lot of dance moves left in me.

Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Here's the thing, I am a fan of one-night stands but I only do it with lads who truly deserve to have a night with me. If you're wondering how I decide if a lad is deserving or not, I suggest that you send me a message and I'll tell you about it. If ...

I believe that I am God's gift to men. I feel like I was only brought up to this world to give pleasure and satisfaction to as many lads as possible. I have no plans of getting tied down to a guy. My body is too good not to be shared by a lot of men....