Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Graphic designer and a video editor. I work at home, so it's quiet and lonely. I want my life to be seasoned with the best spices in the world. My fanny is literally complaining for my lack of getting off with a fit bloke.

Bear in mind that a lady does not always act like her age and I'm one of them. I'm still youthful at heart and always up for mischievous adventures, especially in the bed. I'm quite a learner too, though spanks sound very appealing.

I am beautiful as a doll and hot as fire. I am affectionate as our furry friends but I’m still single and looking for a man who can give me all the attention I want. If you want to be fully entertained for one night, then write me something.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?