Graphic designer and a video editor. I work at home, so it's quiet and lonely. I want my life to be seasoned with the best spices in the world. My fanny is literally complaining for my lack of getting off with a fit bloke.

Why shouldn't I introduce myself when all I want is a great shag with the one who's willing? We all came here for that, didn't we? Besides, where's the fun in knowing everything about me before we even exchange messages. Wouldn't it be better if we t...

Look at my eyes, and see what's inside. Can you see it? Can you feel it? I don't expect you to be a mind reader because honestly only few people have that ability, but my heart prays for you to know what I badly need right now.

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

Having a glass of wine before tucking myself in bed has been the routine I developed ever since I divorced my husband of 27 years recently. Now it has me thinking that maybe I look into pulling lads who want to try shagging sophisticated ladies inste...