Not that person who steals her partner's food when she couldn't decide what to order. Well, sometimes I do, but I don't proceed to eat all of the food he ordered. When I do reach for his food, it's to have a taste of it and decide if I want it too.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Let's not waste our time talking about random things. I want to get straight down to business. Tease me as I've never been teased before, and I will flirt with you all night long. My mind is full of naughty fantasies, and you are more than welcome to...

I am here to look for a lad who can make me the happiest woman in bed. I want to find someone who will not only please me until I cum but will also cuddle with me until I fall asleep. I just hope I find that person any time soon.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

Why shouldn't I introduce myself when all I want is a great shag with the one who's willing? We all came here for that, didn't we? Besides, where's the fun in knowing everything about me before we even exchange messages. Wouldn't it be better if we t...